1 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:11,180 Look at these pitiful humans. 2 00:01:11,420 --> 00:01:16,560 So easy in this digital age to create a room for my souls. 3 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:21,600 They come and chat and reveal their most inner secrets. 4 00:01:21,900 --> 00:01:23,880 And all I have to do is collect. 5 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:30,080 One by one, I will take them like a Thanksgiving banquet. 6 00:01:31,340 --> 00:01:35,980 Well, let's start with a taster before we move on to the mains. 7 00:01:37,620 --> 00:01:40,600 Jeff is just in it for her money. 8 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:44,200 Now this is a tasty main course. 9 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:47,700 Mummy, are you dead? 10 00:01:48,460 --> 00:01:49,520 Are you? 11 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:52,620 Maybe she's waiting for him. 12 00:01:54,480 --> 00:02:00,580 Hey, Annie. I, um... I thought I'd send you a video message rather than... 13 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,760 I'll text you because I know you're driving right now. 14 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:09,600 I've just got to mum's house now. 15 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:23,500 I've brought my suit for the funeral to America. I've got everything I need. 16 00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:29,160 I haven't been here in a while. 17 00:02:30,990 --> 00:02:34,490 I will see you at 5 o 'clock. It's 3 o 'clock now. 18 00:02:34,730 --> 00:02:37,810 So, yeah, I hope your drive's going okay. 19 00:02:39,450 --> 00:02:40,450 See you in a bit. 20 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:12,640 Hey Annie, I'm just checking in. 21 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:20,280 It's almost 5 o 'clock and I've not heard from you yet, so... 22 00:03:51,210 --> 00:03:54,730 I just wanted to check you're okay because it's after five now. 23 00:03:57,330 --> 00:04:00,230 Please do text me because I want to. 24 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:06,220 I just hope you're okay. 25 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:09,980 Some say when you're intoxicated, we see double. 26 00:10:11,140 --> 00:10:17,220 Well, Ruth is about to notice she is not the only one living inside herself. 27 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:20,580 Yummy. Watch out. 28 00:10:21,380 --> 00:10:23,000 Someone's looking at you. 29 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:36,840 You only wake up and you're still pissed. 30 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:40,920 That's me right now. 31 00:10:42,300 --> 00:10:45,300 Pissed and a little bit on all of us. Well, you can feel it both. 32 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:51,180 But I actually had a really good night. 33 00:10:52,580 --> 00:10:53,780 My head is hurting, though. 34 00:10:55,100 --> 00:10:58,600 But what else are we meant to do in this situation that we're all in? 35 00:11:00,580 --> 00:11:02,460 Got to have a bit of fun and... 36 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:10,120 My roommates, housemates, friends, mates are 37 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:14,940 in the biggest mood possible with me today for trying to have a little bit of 38 00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:17,760 fun and actually lighten myself and lighten my mood up. 39 00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:25,700 And I honestly don't care because if I want to put a little bit of music on 40 00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:32,200 and dance and have a few glasses of wine, what's the issue with that? 41 00:11:32,780 --> 00:11:33,780 You know? 42 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:38,880 But right now, seeing as they've buggered off out to food shopping, not 43 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:40,120 asked me if I want any food. 44 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:44,080 No, no, because it's Everyone Hate Roof Day today, in case you didn't know. 45 00:11:45,660 --> 00:11:49,860 I'm going to jump in the shower, put some more music on and enjoy myself. 46 00:11:50,620 --> 00:11:54,360 Now, I'm all thought a party by myself, but I am getting sick of it. 47 00:11:54,940 --> 00:11:56,000 Absolutely sick of it. 48 00:11:56,720 --> 00:12:01,320 i'm fed up of living with absolute boring twats who just have a go at me 49 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:05,440 wanting to have a drink so if any of you out there want to have a virtual party 50 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:08,260 with me let's facetime let's make this happen drop me a dm 51 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:42,700 try not to laugh this is my new pad this is where i am going to be 52 00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:48,860 living now yep you heard it they've kicked me out i wasn't joking when they 53 00:14:48,860 --> 00:14:53,760 i want my last warning and even though i don't think i've personally done it 54 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:59,860 wrong they do um so yeah i'm here now 55 00:14:59,860 --> 00:15:04,920 they are going to put me a bed in there and obviously clean all storage out with 56 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:08,610 it but yeah And obviously there's nothing I can do about it because I 57 00:15:08,610 --> 00:15:10,830 exactly go back to my parents' house yet. 58 00:15:13,090 --> 00:15:14,390 So I've just got to hold it out. 59 00:15:15,810 --> 00:15:22,490 I've literally been trying to sleep for I don't know how many hours. 60 00:15:25,590 --> 00:15:30,230 They're still... They're still at it. 61 00:15:35,690 --> 00:15:37,070 I feel like an absolute mug. 62 00:15:40,430 --> 00:15:44,010 Well, I'm stuck in here. They're all having a little gathering. 63 00:15:46,830 --> 00:15:49,790 I think I'm some sort of pushover. 64 00:15:56,150 --> 00:15:57,330 Did you hear him? 65 00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:04,030 Fuck off. 66 00:16:10,860 --> 00:16:11,860 It's me. 67 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,900 I am sick of it now. They have literally had me up for hours. 68 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:21,320 Laughing, joking. I'm sure they're doing it louder just to piss me off. 69 00:16:23,540 --> 00:16:26,900 Do they think I'm locked in this garage? I can't come out. 70 00:16:28,340 --> 00:16:31,460 I am going to go up here and have a fucking visit. That's what I'm going to 71 00:16:32,580 --> 00:16:34,000 Go see what's going on there. 72 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:10,300 me act like you are sally is one of those 73 00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:17,000 courses that gets stuck in your teeth irritating you have to keep prodding it 74 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:23,840 with a stick to jar it loose but it's still very sweet just like 75 00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:30,600 her little friend the bear hi uh god wow what a journey 76 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,240 man it's just been crazy um 77 00:18:33,420 --> 00:18:36,780 I've been on such a long flight and I'm just getting back to my parents house 78 00:18:36,780 --> 00:18:40,060 now. So I'm really excited about to go and see everyone. 79 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,720 Just such a stunning view up here. 80 00:18:45,660 --> 00:18:46,660 So beautiful. 81 00:18:49,580 --> 00:18:50,800 Hey guys. Hey. 82 00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:56,520 So I've just gotten back to my parents house and I'm just about to go into my 83 00:18:56,520 --> 00:19:01,000 old room. I just want to drag the bag in with me. 84 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:09,920 so weird okay so many mirrors that's so fun 85 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:16,640 hi oh wow this is so 86 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:22,440 weird being back yeah there's some some things on my shelf that are like really 87 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:29,040 old oh mom nice nice ah 88 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:32,780 yep these bad boys 89 00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:39,620 I remember using these all the time when I was younger. That's so funny. I'm 90 00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:40,620 just going to put them on. 91 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:43,000 Let's put half with one hand. Talking to you guys. 92 00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:44,480 There we go. How's that? 93 00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:45,780 Is that beautiful? 94 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:50,440 Yeah, these are pretty fun. They're a little bit crooked. 95 00:19:53,940 --> 00:19:55,860 Still good though. Still good. 96 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,320 Still good. 97 00:19:58,740 --> 00:19:59,740 Oh my god. 98 00:20:00,380 --> 00:20:01,380 Ugh. 99 00:20:02,990 --> 00:20:05,230 She's put that creepy bear back in my room. 100 00:20:05,510 --> 00:20:06,510 Why? 101 00:20:09,550 --> 00:20:11,730 Mum's put, like, a bunch of my old toys. 102 00:20:14,190 --> 00:20:20,670 And, um... There's, like, this creepy bear that 103 00:20:20,670 --> 00:20:26,610 I had when I was a kid, and she's put it, like, back on my top shelf. Like, 104 00:20:26,610 --> 00:20:27,910 at that. It's so weird. 105 00:20:28,190 --> 00:20:29,190 Look at him. 106 00:20:29,210 --> 00:20:30,210 How? 107 00:20:30,970 --> 00:20:31,970 Ah! 108 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:35,800 Why'd you do that? 109 00:20:37,060 --> 00:20:38,060 Honestly. 110 00:20:56,460 --> 00:21:03,220 So, um... I'm just in my room, but I've just, like... 111 00:21:03,820 --> 00:21:06,720 I thought I heard something, so I'm just working out. 112 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:12,580 Man, their beer is just so creepy. 113 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:23,880 I think I'm just going to throw up. 114 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:26,440 So weird. 115 00:21:27,380 --> 00:21:30,380 I really hope you guys don't need a creepy beer at home. 116 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,700 I'm just going to gather it up. 117 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:56,560 Sleep. 118 00:21:57,660 --> 00:22:00,140 Now that it's all covered up. 119 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,700 And we'll see you guys next time. 120 00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:22,000 Hi. I'm just waking up in New Zealand. 121 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:23,240 Got my coffee. 122 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,200 And I'm just going out. 123 00:22:26,179 --> 00:22:31,100 on the deck, the balcony, the veranda, to see this beautiful view. 124 00:22:31,740 --> 00:22:33,900 You can hear the birds in the background. 125 00:22:38,260 --> 00:22:40,920 It's such a crazy journey, it's so nice to wake up here. 126 00:23:20,910 --> 00:23:24,910 It's so weird. The beer is just over there. Like, honestly, this is weird. 127 00:23:24,950 --> 00:23:25,950 I don't think anyone's home. 128 00:23:26,890 --> 00:23:27,950 What the hell? 129 00:23:31,450 --> 00:23:32,450 It's so creepy. 130 00:23:33,230 --> 00:23:34,270 It's so weird. 131 00:23:38,170 --> 00:23:39,170 Oh my god. 132 00:23:39,930 --> 00:23:40,990 I'm just gonna keep... 133 00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:04,100 So I'm just going to take you to my old library. 134 00:24:05,060 --> 00:24:06,060 Just a second. 135 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:13,780 This is so weird. It's kind of like going for a trip down memory lane 136 00:24:13,780 --> 00:24:17,740 there are so many books here that I have not seen in ages. 137 00:24:24,060 --> 00:24:25,680 What's all this? Oh yeah, sorry. 138 00:24:28,430 --> 00:24:34,690 We've got the flock book, which with a farm and all that and the family, you've 139 00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:38,830 kind of got to learn about these things. But man, it's so weird seeing some of 140 00:24:38,830 --> 00:24:40,390 these books. I haven't seen them in ages. 141 00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:45,150 Here we go. A lot of chiclet in there. 142 00:24:45,570 --> 00:24:46,570 Beautiful. 143 00:24:47,930 --> 00:24:50,470 It's going to bring you back so many memories. It's crazy. 144 00:24:53,830 --> 00:24:54,830 What's that noise? 145 00:24:55,590 --> 00:24:56,590 It's weird. 146 00:25:05,290 --> 00:25:06,290 Just heard something. 147 00:25:09,970 --> 00:25:14,810 It's kind of coming from this area. This is so weird. 148 00:26:01,260 --> 00:26:03,400 That's, like, not even funny. What the hell? 149 00:26:05,340 --> 00:26:06,580 Hilarious. Good one. 150 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:09,900 Fuck. For fuck's sake. Jesus Christ. 151 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:11,240 Put that back. 152 00:26:12,860 --> 00:26:13,860 Oh, man. 153 00:26:14,060 --> 00:26:15,880 My parents think they're so funny. 154 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,180 Hilarious. Just fucking hilarious. 155 00:26:23,980 --> 00:26:25,720 Um, hi, guys. Hi. 156 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:30,560 So, I'm still at my parents' house, and I'm just doing some work. 157 00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:37,960 Right, so I've been home a few days now and like mum's put this bear from my 158 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:43,920 childhood in my room Okay, it's a really creepy bear like it's something weird, 159 00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:49,340 you know, like it's real creepy Um, well it's been happening I think my dad's 160 00:26:49,340 --> 00:26:52,440 been trying to prank me because he knows that I'm really scared of it, right? 161 00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:59,460 Okay, so he or mum like maybe it's both of them I don't know. Um, they're 162 00:26:59,460 --> 00:27:03,130 like putting the bear in weird part of the how. 163 00:27:03,410 --> 00:27:07,810 It's giving me such a fright like and I don't like I can just feel it watching 164 00:27:07,810 --> 00:27:13,130 me and I can just feel it watching me or watching me or watching me. It feels 165 00:27:13,130 --> 00:27:14,210 like I can't get away from it. 166 00:27:16,090 --> 00:27:21,310 Shivered down my spine and kind 167 00:27:21,310 --> 00:27:26,430 of just wish it had stopped breaking me like it's not very funny you know it's 168 00:27:26,430 --> 00:27:28,790 kind of actually it's actually pretty scary. 169 00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:31,690 It feels like I can't get away from it. 170 00:27:32,150 --> 00:27:35,090 I know it could be here. I know. But, yeah. 171 00:27:39,790 --> 00:27:41,410 Maybe someone's here. I don't know. 172 00:27:42,490 --> 00:27:43,490 Hi. Hello? 173 00:28:05,340 --> 00:28:06,340 Hello? 174 00:28:13,740 --> 00:28:14,740 What's that sound? 175 00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:16,900 Did you hear that? 176 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:19,320 Did you guys hear that? 177 00:28:32,180 --> 00:28:33,660 Stupid beer! 178 00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:37,620 Okay, it's just weird now, like, I don't know. 179 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,120 What? 180 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,000 Look at this. 181 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,100 Do you hear that sound? 182 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,200 I think it's just a dog. 183 00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:56,840 Hi. 184 00:28:57,540 --> 00:28:59,240 Hi, what are you doing up? 185 00:28:59,780 --> 00:29:02,320 What are you doing up, hey? Did you hear it too? 186 00:29:08,110 --> 00:29:12,170 It's weird. I don't know. 187 00:29:14,270 --> 00:29:15,550 When are you doing it? 188 00:29:16,130 --> 00:29:17,670 Was it you? Was it just you? 189 00:29:17,910 --> 00:29:19,110 Was it what the sun was? 190 00:29:42,990 --> 00:29:47,370 Okay, I'm just going to go back to my room because I don't think there's 191 00:29:47,370 --> 00:29:48,370 anything here. 192 00:29:49,730 --> 00:29:50,409 Oh, 193 00:29:50,410 --> 00:29:57,230 how 194 00:29:57,230 --> 00:30:01,630 appetizing. A man who has faded to black and white. 195 00:30:02,410 --> 00:30:05,770 I guess you can say he is the fish course. 196 00:30:07,750 --> 00:30:09,850 I think he's a Dover soul. 197 00:30:10,750 --> 00:30:12,030 See what I did there? 198 00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:16,480 How are we doing with the toilet roll, Harry? 199 00:30:20,180 --> 00:30:25,760 So I think it'll be interesting to see just how long it lasts because I don't 200 00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:27,940 think anyone knows a lot at this stage. 201 00:30:30,660 --> 00:30:32,980 But you need to remain positive. 202 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:42,540 Can you please? 203 00:30:43,260 --> 00:30:44,260 Keep it clean. 204 00:30:45,220 --> 00:30:51,480 And can you please, please, please spray the air freshener? 205 00:30:55,880 --> 00:31:01,080 He just never seems to clean up after himself. 206 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:03,480 Anyway, 207 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:11,320 as I was saying, we need to make sure that we're working together in this. 208 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:19,520 making sure that we're all staying positive so I 209 00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:26,380 am just checking in the fridge just to see what we have because obviously 210 00:31:26,380 --> 00:31:33,300 we need to keep stocked up during times like this and I noticed that there 211 00:31:33,300 --> 00:31:38,960 are quite a few things missing as per usual 212 00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:47,520 but more annoyingly I noticed that there's no vegan cheese which 213 00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:53,540 I assume has been eaten rather annoyingly because the guy is not even a 214 00:31:53,540 --> 00:31:57,420 and he knows that this is the only cheese I can eat 215 00:31:57,420 --> 00:32:04,340 particularly as he has yet to pay me any rent 216 00:32:04,340 --> 00:32:09,020 for this month because he said he wouldn't be working so 217 00:32:11,150 --> 00:32:18,070 I basically said he could pay the money when he had it, 218 00:32:18,230 --> 00:32:22,230 which is... Anyway. 219 00:32:37,110 --> 00:32:38,950 So, another... 220 00:32:39,530 --> 00:32:46,530 Day in lockdown and another day with more issues around the house. 221 00:32:47,650 --> 00:32:53,770 Keith thinks it's absolutely fine to leave his washing up in the sink 222 00:32:53,770 --> 00:33:00,670 for someone else to do. I'm not quite sure who 223 00:33:00,670 --> 00:33:03,610 he thinks is going to be doing it. I'm certainly not. 224 00:33:06,650 --> 00:33:11,270 The empty plates were full of food that I bought for myself, which conveniently 225 00:33:11,270 --> 00:33:14,550 disappears from the kitchen. 226 00:33:16,050 --> 00:33:22,910 And he's even taken to finding it 227 00:33:22,910 --> 00:33:27,230 necessary to move the toilet rolls. The toilet rolls disappear from the 228 00:33:27,230 --> 00:33:32,410 bathroom, from the cupboard. I'm not sure why he would take them. Maybe he 229 00:33:32,410 --> 00:33:34,610 thinks it's a bit of a joke. I don't know. 230 00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:43,260 No, it's not very funny at all. So I will be having a word with him 231 00:33:43,260 --> 00:33:49,240 about this behaviour, basically, which 232 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:51,960 I'm not comfortable with. 233 00:33:55,620 --> 00:34:00,980 That's certainly an experience that I don't want to go through again. 234 00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:12,040 I think it was a miracle that I actually got some sanitizer seeing as they were 235 00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:14,800 pretty much out of everything today. 236 00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:23,300 We'll see how long that lasts, assuming no one uses them all up immediately. 237 00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:30,400 Right, well that was very eventful. 238 00:34:31,420 --> 00:34:35,699 It took me the best part of three hours to 239 00:34:36,699 --> 00:34:39,139 To try and get some basic shopping items. 240 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:46,400 I went to five shops in the end. Five shops and there's queuing outside the 241 00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:47,400 shops. 242 00:34:48,219 --> 00:34:55,219 It's ridiculous. And all these pillocks who are hoarding 243 00:34:55,219 --> 00:34:56,679 all these items. 244 00:34:57,300 --> 00:34:59,400 Toilet rolls. There's no toilet rolls. 245 00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:03,200 There's no pasta. 246 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:04,760 There's no basics. 247 00:35:06,700 --> 00:35:12,820 but there you go so we've got two toilet rolls left 248 00:35:12,820 --> 00:35:19,100 i've put one in the toilet and i have hidden one 249 00:35:19,100 --> 00:35:26,020 because i know that it will go missing if i leave it in there i don't believe 250 00:35:26,020 --> 00:35:32,040 it it's keith again keith can you remember that we only have one toilet 251 00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:34,460 left so can you please 252 00:35:35,180 --> 00:35:36,520 Be considerate. 253 00:35:38,180 --> 00:35:39,180 Thank you. 254 00:35:40,740 --> 00:35:47,680 I noticed that he didn't make an effort to go out because he says 255 00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:53,680 he's got no money, so he can't. But it's OK for me to 256 00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:57,320 do the shopping for both of us, isn't it? Yeah. 257 00:36:01,020 --> 00:36:04,340 So it's pretty late. 258 00:36:06,300 --> 00:36:13,240 now but I'm not really able to sleep because there are quite 259 00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:20,200 a lot of issues that are going on in my head I did the shopping today 260 00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:26,220 what I could get and but when I came down this evening I noticed that a lot 261 00:36:26,220 --> 00:36:32,040 the items that I just bought had actually perhaps unsurprisingly gone 262 00:36:33,510 --> 00:36:40,430 Keith has either eaten them or perhaps he thinks it's funny to wind me 263 00:36:40,430 --> 00:36:45,370 up, maybe hide them, maybe put them somewhere that I wouldn't find them. I 264 00:36:45,370 --> 00:36:51,910 know. But it's getting really, really annoying now. And I 265 00:36:51,910 --> 00:36:57,050 really need to do something because he doesn't listen to me. He's taking 266 00:36:57,050 --> 00:36:59,510 advantage of my hospitality. 267 00:36:59,750 --> 00:37:01,050 It's my house. 268 00:37:02,210 --> 00:37:05,310 It should be my rules, but it's not. It's not. 269 00:37:05,710 --> 00:37:12,430 And what he's doing is he's getting to a point where I'm going to need to do 270 00:37:12,430 --> 00:37:14,170 something. I'm going to need to do something desperate. 271 00:37:20,530 --> 00:37:27,090 Well, another day on lockdown and I'm just about the end of my tether 272 00:37:27,090 --> 00:37:29,630 with Keith. 273 00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:33,160 his behaviour. 274 00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:37,820 I don't believe it, he's in there again. 275 00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:42,600 Keith, can you not use all the toilet roll? 276 00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:58,280 Keith, can you not use all the toilet roll? 277 00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:01,300 I need a word, I need a word. 278 00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:44,760 Well, I think I've... solved the toilet roll problem. 279 00:38:54,140 --> 00:38:57,340 Fran is a keep fit fanatic. 280 00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:01,260 But she is about to get her cake and eat it. 281 00:39:01,940 --> 00:39:04,660 It's the Great Bloody Bake Off. 282 00:39:05,820 --> 00:39:10,560 Hello. So today I've decided to share with you the exercise routine I've been 283 00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:12,120 doing every single day of lockdown. 284 00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,980 I call this Fran's Fitness Plan. 285 00:39:16,180 --> 00:39:18,580 It's a mix of cardio and ab work. 286 00:39:18,900 --> 00:39:22,160 I think, you know, well, this only takes seven minutes, so I think it's a 287 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:25,800 perfect amount of time to be exercising every single day without knackering 288 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:29,260 yourself completely. Without further ado, I hope you enjoy it as much as I 289 00:39:41,070 --> 00:39:42,450 Let the phone come through. 290 00:39:52,790 --> 00:39:53,790 Phone. 291 00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:12,880 I feel pretty good. 292 00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:22,540 Who knows where I'll be at the end of lockdown. I'll be so much fitter. 293 00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:27,980 Protein shakes are really, really good for you. 294 00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:32,920 It's just as important to put really good stuff into your body as it is to do 295 00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:33,920 the exercises. 296 00:40:34,380 --> 00:40:37,480 especially when we're in lockdown and we're not going to the gym as much as we 297 00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:41,400 can these protein shakes i'm hoping are really going to help me keep the best 298 00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:48,380 shape that i want to be cheers hey guys so this 299 00:40:48,380 --> 00:40:55,280 is my lockdown dating apps reaction video um i've never actually used the 300 00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:58,980 dating app before so i'm quite intrigued to see what the fuss is about um 301 00:40:59,610 --> 00:41:04,310 especially during lockdown it is actually our only way to meet people now 302 00:41:04,310 --> 00:41:11,290 thought let's just do it see what happens okay i'm 303 00:41:11,290 --> 00:41:17,630 in i've got my profile hey i was writing an article on the finer things in life 304 00:41:17,630 --> 00:41:24,010 and i was hoping i could interview you no let's flip a coin heads you're mine 305 00:41:24,010 --> 00:41:28,950 tails i'm yours my coin landed like ridge side up i'm not 306 00:41:29,670 --> 00:41:33,410 Oh, this guy's wearing a polo t -shirt. Oh, I thought we left those in primary 307 00:41:33,410 --> 00:41:34,410 school. 308 00:41:35,390 --> 00:41:36,390 No. 309 00:41:36,850 --> 00:41:37,910 Are you a pandemic? 310 00:41:38,170 --> 00:41:39,970 Because you've got my heart on lockdown. 311 00:41:42,030 --> 00:41:43,030 What? 312 00:41:43,830 --> 00:41:48,070 Is heaven your quarantine zone? Because you look like an angel. These are awful. 313 00:41:48,170 --> 00:41:50,270 These are so generic. I don't think he's real. 314 00:41:50,890 --> 00:41:53,030 This guy says he's funny, handsome and stupid. 315 00:41:54,330 --> 00:41:59,060 Ugh. You can't play hard and work hard. If you say that... You're not doing 316 00:41:59,060 --> 00:42:00,060 either hard enough. 317 00:42:00,260 --> 00:42:02,460 Bracket. I don't work very hard. 318 00:42:04,060 --> 00:42:05,400 Oh, God. 319 00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:11,940 So what I've got from this is that dating apps don't include... So what 320 00:42:11,940 --> 00:42:16,380 from this is that dating apps haven't improved since the lockdown started. 321 00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:21,660 I've never actually used the dating app before. 322 00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:27,000 And they probably seriously need to improve if this is how people are going 323 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:32,900 meet. the future and you know for the rest of our lives maybe so yeah 324 00:42:32,900 --> 00:42:39,640 dating apps it's a no from me so i was just watching 325 00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:46,100 videos on youtube and i came across this advert for a healthy chocolate cake and 326 00:42:46,100 --> 00:42:49,600 at first i didn't really think it would actually be healthy but i looked at the 327 00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:54,540 ingredients and it looks pretty good so i've decided today i'm going to bake a 328 00:42:54,540 --> 00:42:59,770 healthy chocolate cake So I'm ready to start baking my cake. I've got 329 00:42:59,770 --> 00:43:01,330 out, ready to go. 330 00:43:02,090 --> 00:43:05,070 I've got a camera down here that's hopefully going to catch everything that 331 00:43:05,070 --> 00:43:06,070 on the surface. 332 00:43:07,350 --> 00:43:08,350 Let's do it! 333 00:43:52,410 --> 00:43:54,690 Okay, so my first attempt hasn't gone very well. 334 00:43:56,610 --> 00:43:57,890 Way too runny. 335 00:43:58,410 --> 00:44:01,190 So I've got to start again. 336 00:44:12,750 --> 00:44:15,090 So it goes into the oven for about 20 minutes. 337 00:44:38,860 --> 00:44:45,840 try again so a bit of a problem after burning the second cake um 338 00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:51,860 and the mixture that was too runny went down the sink i haven't got enough of 339 00:44:51,860 --> 00:44:53,820 the cocoa powder 340 00:44:53,820 --> 00:45:02,420 i've 341 00:45:02,420 --> 00:45:03,420 been looking everywhere 342 00:45:27,790 --> 00:45:29,110 This might be enough. 343 00:45:33,750 --> 00:45:34,950 Cocoa powder in packets. 344 00:45:37,790 --> 00:45:38,270 This 345 00:45:38,270 --> 00:45:48,150 is 346 00:45:48,150 --> 00:45:49,150 going to be the one. 347 00:45:49,770 --> 00:45:51,130 Looks pretty good I think. 348 00:45:58,350 --> 00:46:00,350 Here it is, ready to go in. 349 00:46:02,950 --> 00:46:05,670 So three attempts later, my cake is finally done. 350 00:46:07,810 --> 00:46:09,690 Yeah, we got there in the end. 351 00:46:10,930 --> 00:46:17,310 I'm going to now have a clean up because I'm in a mess and I should probably get 352 00:46:17,310 --> 00:46:18,310 changed as well. 353 00:46:20,970 --> 00:46:21,970 Here it is. 354 00:46:23,830 --> 00:46:24,830 Cake fork. 355 00:46:27,470 --> 00:46:34,150 oh my god this is the best cake i've ever had 356 00:46:34,150 --> 00:46:39,590 no question oh my god this is healthy 357 00:46:39,590 --> 00:46:44,990 this is healthy tasty cake so good 358 00:46:44,990 --> 00:46:49,810 oh my god i'm very proud of myself 359 00:46:49,810 --> 00:46:55,410 um it's got like like a kind of musky flavor 360 00:46:56,910 --> 00:46:59,430 I don't even know what that is. I've never dated anything like that. 361 00:47:02,090 --> 00:47:08,450 I don't know how much of this I might eat now, but... Maybe one more slice. 362 00:47:13,550 --> 00:47:14,550 Oh, my God. 363 00:47:22,670 --> 00:47:23,690 So, I might have eaten... 364 00:47:26,380 --> 00:47:28,840 A bit more of the cake than I thought I was going to. 365 00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:31,100 For reference. 366 00:47:36,180 --> 00:47:38,700 I mean, it's healthy. 367 00:47:40,660 --> 00:47:42,300 You only live once, right? 368 00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:51,040 I think I need a long lie down. 369 00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:53,480 Fran has lost the plot. 370 00:47:54,350 --> 00:47:55,970 The plot has lost Ram. 371 00:48:01,790 --> 00:48:06,510 I mean the proof is in the pudding or lack of. 372 00:48:08,730 --> 00:48:10,310 I feel a bit weird. 373 00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:13,820 The cake it's because I don't eat sugar 374 00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:18,160 Oh no. 375 00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:25,140 I'm in the bag. 376 00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:27,160 What was in the bag? 377 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:30,820 I'm going to die. 378 00:49:31,700 --> 00:49:32,700 I'm going to die. 379 00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:41,480 I'm high. 380 00:49:43,180 --> 00:49:44,180 I'm high. 381 00:49:55,899 --> 00:49:57,140 Oh, no. 382 00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:06,600 Mike is haunted by himself. 383 00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:08,840 Or perhaps somebody else. 384 00:50:10,020 --> 00:50:11,520 He's very sad. 385 00:50:12,140 --> 00:50:13,780 I find that funny. 386 00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:18,700 This little tasty offering will have us believing in ghosts. 387 00:51:56,620 --> 00:52:01,120 As some of you may know, I 388 00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:07,760 recently lost my wife 389 00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:13,640 to the virus and I 390 00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:23,620 thought 391 00:52:23,620 --> 00:52:29,210 it might be a good idea to start a video diary 392 00:52:29,210 --> 00:52:36,110 to share my experience with you 393 00:52:36,110 --> 00:52:38,690 because 394 00:52:38,690 --> 00:52:43,870 I 395 00:52:43,870 --> 00:52:50,790 need to do something I need to do something productive you know 396 00:53:00,460 --> 00:53:04,080 You know, this... This was meant to be our home. 397 00:53:05,540 --> 00:53:06,540 You know. 398 00:53:08,180 --> 00:53:10,460 Newlyweds moving into their first home. 399 00:53:11,140 --> 00:53:17,080 And then... Now it's... Now it's just me. 400 00:53:20,780 --> 00:53:27,420 I don't know if you've... I don't know if you've got 401 00:53:27,420 --> 00:53:28,420 someone. 402 00:53:29,420 --> 00:53:30,420 But... 403 00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:38,780 Sometimes it's almost like she's still here like I can feel her Thank 404 00:53:38,780 --> 00:53:53,660 you 405 00:53:53,660 --> 00:54:00,480 for watching this and I will 406 00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:01,500 post 407 00:54:02,730 --> 00:54:04,030 I'll post a video again soon. 408 00:54:33,230 --> 00:54:34,530 3 .20 a .m. 409 00:54:35,770 --> 00:54:41,290 and I woke up because 410 00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:39,440 Crazy guys 411 00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:46,800 I 412 00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:52,300 can hear music 413 00:55:52,300 --> 00:56:00,640 It's 414 00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:04,780 like the music she used to listen to 415 00:56:12,170 --> 00:56:13,170 She loved this. 416 00:56:16,010 --> 00:56:17,030 She loved to dance. 417 00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:37,680 There's nothing here. 418 00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:12,600 What the hell? 419 00:58:50,510 --> 00:58:54,810 Could come and check the flat. 420 01:00:28,810 --> 01:00:29,810 Hello. 421 01:02:16,750 --> 01:02:18,670 Is Molly living alone? 422 01:02:19,730 --> 01:02:26,030 Just wait until she finds the truth behind her boyfriend's secret double 423 01:02:27,210 --> 01:02:28,710 Revenge is sweet. 424 01:02:29,010 --> 01:02:33,150 And perhaps there's afternoon tea on offer. 425 01:02:36,230 --> 01:02:39,910 I'm trying to get hold of the doctor. 426 01:03:05,550 --> 01:03:11,070 hold of the doctor but he won't prescribe it over the phone he needs 427 01:03:11,070 --> 01:03:17,670 go in but Gareth said he's doing well so I'm just waiting for the doctor to just 428 01:03:17,670 --> 01:03:21,250 hopefully do the prescription over the phone 429 01:03:36,010 --> 01:03:37,010 I tried to get a hold of my mum. 430 01:03:37,430 --> 01:03:39,910 I lost a ditch effort to get a hold of these meds. 431 01:03:41,890 --> 01:03:47,070 But even she is struggling to get a hold of hers. 432 01:03:48,550 --> 01:03:50,710 There is going to be a short business everywhere. 433 01:03:52,590 --> 01:03:54,110 No one can get a hold of their meds. 434 01:04:13,160 --> 01:04:14,160 Fifth Pharmacy. 435 01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:19,280 They can't get hold of his meds. 436 01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:22,120 There's a shortage everywhere. 437 01:04:24,460 --> 01:04:26,480 I don't know whether I'll be able to get a hold of them. 438 01:04:30,740 --> 01:04:32,520 He's probably playing games right now. 439 01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:44,740 You little pussies. 440 01:04:44,940 --> 01:04:47,400 You reckon we're gonna get daddy his men? 441 01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:50,000 Yes, please. 442 01:04:54,860 --> 01:04:55,860 Shit. 443 01:07:16,300 --> 01:07:17,720 Thank you. 444 01:08:14,890 --> 01:08:15,890 I love you. 445 01:08:45,350 --> 01:08:46,350 It's so stupid. 446 01:11:04,679 --> 01:11:05,679 Yes, babe. 447 01:11:05,760 --> 01:11:07,400 I'm just making you tea now. 448 01:11:32,340 --> 01:11:33,340 Ready, darling? 449 01:11:39,720 --> 01:11:40,860 Here we have Joan. 450 01:11:41,520 --> 01:11:43,460 She is a reclusive. 451 01:11:43,940 --> 01:11:46,080 I love these types of soul. 452 01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:48,360 So innocent and juicy. 453 01:11:49,440 --> 01:11:52,200 She is paranoid about everything. 454 01:11:52,760 --> 01:11:56,660 But she is about to have the delivery from hell. 455 01:11:57,820 --> 01:12:03,580 Hi everyone. My top tip today is a bathroom cleaning tip. And it's how to 456 01:12:03,580 --> 01:12:04,920 into all those little... 457 01:12:05,780 --> 01:12:09,860 crevices where your normal bathroom sponge can't get. 458 01:12:10,440 --> 01:12:13,560 What you need to use is one of these. 459 01:12:14,360 --> 01:12:15,960 It's an old toothbrush. 460 01:12:16,700 --> 01:12:19,840 My mum always told me to hang on to old toothbrushes, so that's what I do. 461 01:12:20,060 --> 01:12:23,300 What you need to do is give it a bit of a squirt. 462 01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:27,740 I'm just using a normal bathroom cleaner, but if you've got quite a build 463 01:12:27,740 --> 01:12:31,100 limescale, you can get a specialist limescale cleaner. 464 01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:35,420 uh you can leave it to work for a few minutes or get stuck in straight away 465 01:12:35,420 --> 01:12:42,240 then just get scrubbing with this old toothbrush and the little bristles will 466 01:12:42,240 --> 01:12:48,120 get right in where your normal kind of bathroom sponge can't get so we're just 467 01:12:48,120 --> 01:12:52,380 giving a good old scrub just rinse it down and i promise you it will look good 468 01:12:52,380 --> 01:12:57,120 as new so that's my top tip give it a go 469 01:13:19,370 --> 01:13:20,490 Hello, cleaning clan. 470 01:13:21,010 --> 01:13:22,650 I would like to introduce you 471 01:13:22,650 --> 01:13:30,070 to... 472 01:13:30,070 --> 01:13:38,950 Hello, 473 01:13:39,010 --> 01:13:41,530 cleaning clan. 474 01:13:41,910 --> 01:13:45,170 I would like to introduce you to Felix. 475 01:13:48,670 --> 01:13:52,810 Just some top tips for feather dusting. Now, Felix and I know that you will 476 01:13:52,810 --> 01:13:57,530 probably normally go into the corner of rooms, things like that, but what you 477 01:13:57,530 --> 01:14:02,250 sometimes need to remember, that is often forgotten, is you need to do the 478 01:14:02,250 --> 01:14:06,470 hidden places that you can't see. For example, in my kitchen, along the top of 479 01:14:06,470 --> 01:14:10,010 the unit, spiders like going there as well. They think that we can't see them, 480 01:14:10,050 --> 01:14:16,410 it's true, but we can get rid of the evidence that they've been there. 481 01:14:17,040 --> 01:14:22,240 So don't forget once you've done all the way around the edges of your room to go 482 01:14:22,240 --> 01:14:24,760 into those hidden bits as well. 483 01:14:24,980 --> 01:14:31,500 Don't forget things like the top of the draw frames, top of the doors. 484 01:14:33,040 --> 01:14:34,060 That's the top tip. 485 01:14:34,520 --> 01:14:39,020 Just remember to feather dust where you can't see. 486 01:16:19,430 --> 01:16:23,630 I'm a bit apprehensive about how much longer this lockdown is going to go on 487 01:16:23,630 --> 01:16:27,770 because I am nearly out of all my cleaning products. 488 01:16:28,750 --> 01:16:30,370 I've hardly got any soap left. 489 01:16:31,630 --> 01:16:36,470 I've got about two squirts of disinfectant spray left in my bottle. 490 01:16:37,570 --> 01:16:39,550 I've got about three wipes. 491 01:16:39,770 --> 01:16:45,470 That's it. And every time I go to the shops to try and stock up, the shelves 492 01:16:45,470 --> 01:16:46,470 empty. 493 01:16:46,780 --> 01:16:52,180 How am I supposed to keep germs and this virus off me and out of my house if I 494 01:16:52,180 --> 01:16:53,180 can't clean things? 495 01:16:55,120 --> 01:17:01,760 Oh, and then yesterday, a parcel arrived and I don't remember ordering 496 01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:02,760 anything. 497 01:17:03,680 --> 01:17:05,880 Anyway, I've put it in the porch. 498 01:17:06,200 --> 01:17:08,140 I'm not bringing it into the main bit of the house. 499 01:17:09,340 --> 01:17:13,060 You know, I have no idea what it is. There's nothing on it to say where it 500 01:17:13,060 --> 01:17:14,060 from. 501 01:17:16,200 --> 01:17:20,000 I've been thinking you hear of these malicious people, don't you, that send 502 01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:21,300 nail bombs. 503 01:17:21,660 --> 01:17:26,320 And what if somebody were trying to send me a virus bomb? 504 01:17:27,200 --> 01:17:29,580 You know, you get enough of people like that, don't you? 505 01:17:30,120 --> 01:17:35,280 But then I was thinking, I don't know anyone who dislikes me that much. 506 01:17:37,780 --> 01:17:39,640 Except maybe Trudy from work. 507 01:17:40,720 --> 01:17:41,860 She's never liked me. 508 01:17:44,630 --> 01:17:46,670 She doesn't hate me enough to want to kill me. 509 01:17:49,030 --> 01:17:50,030 Does she? 510 01:20:02,960 --> 01:20:08,980 So it's been a few days since I last checked in. 511 01:20:12,480 --> 01:20:16,100 And I'm pretty certain that this is the virus. 512 01:20:19,700 --> 01:20:22,480 I've just got no energy. 513 01:20:22,700 --> 01:20:23,700 I've got... 514 01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:40,480 I'm really at a loss as to how I could have caught it 515 01:20:40,480 --> 01:20:43,540 caught it though 516 01:21:23,810 --> 01:21:27,190 So, the moment of truth. 517 01:21:36,410 --> 01:21:38,050 There's a card in here. 518 01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:35,900 I know how much you love... 519 01:23:26,260 --> 01:23:27,260 Love it. Sorry. 520 01:24:16,040 --> 01:24:17,040 Oh, that was a super meal. 521 01:24:17,840 --> 01:24:19,400 I loved most of them. 522 01:24:19,920 --> 01:24:24,100 But one or two gave me a little bit of indigestion. 523 01:24:24,360 --> 01:24:27,580 But hey, inhale indigestion is nothing. 524 01:24:27,840 --> 01:24:34,740 So until next time, my lovies, stay safe and be careful who you tell your 525 01:24:34,740 --> 01:24:35,740 stories to.